Wednesday, June 18, 2008

This trip is starting to feel like a hunt for reception...

The woman who drove me out to get cell reception saw that my tent was from REI, and told me that her member number was only three digits long. I was like, "resPECK!"

Tuesday: I was sure I would get reception in Chester, which was just nineteen miles from the Galata Motel, since it was a large town, by Montana standards. Nothing. Boo. But there was a nice rest stop, where I met some lovely Minnesotans, don't ya know, who gave me grapes and cold juice and a cookie. Then I met some German touring bikers, who thought I was a fool for not having the Adventure Cycling map.

I rode on. The shoulder was huge for most of the day, practically another lane. What's a girl to do when she has her own lane on a long long long straight road, with nothing to look at but endless seas of grass and blue skies? Why, practice riding with no hands, of course. I never ever ever in all my life thought I would be *that* girl. Maybe I'll join the circus...

I stopped at a gas station to get a cold drink, and struck up a conversation with the guy who worked there and a customer about where to camp. The customer was a zany old gal, and I really wish I could remember her name. She was fun. They told me about the city parks in the towns coming up, and the customer told me the park in Hingham had a covered picnic table area, which was nice if the weather got bad. The mechanic and I looked at each other, then at the cloudless sky, and I said, "You expecting some bad weather?!" She chuckled and said "Well, in case there's a thunderstorm..." I would have never had this conversation if I had the adventure cycling map.

I went to Hingham, and as I was riding up the street, some guy in a pickup rolled by and yelled "hey, the park's that way!" I yelled thanks, and rode that way. I had just gotten my tent set up when a bunch of black clouds rolled in, and there was a big thunderstorm. Ha! I would have been really happy for the covered area if I was cooking, but I like to spend some money in town when I'm camping for free. I went down to the bar, where I found three bikers who were having beer and food and planning to still ride about 36 more miles. They're nuts. The woman in the group had also spent today learning to ride with no hands. It really was the perfect stretch of road for that. They had heard about me from the Germans and from someone else, a few days earlier! Apparently my pat answer about where I'm headed, "I want to be in Alabama by Christmas," is catchy enough to repeat. I have been told it would make a good country song... We had some fun, and now I have a place to stay in Philly and in Birmingham, AL.

It was buck-a-burger night in the bar, so I ordered two. Then two more. Then one more... they were pretty small. I am a savage now when it comes to food. You would think I was raised by wolves. I feel like the Tasmanian devil whenever there's food around. Argle bargle slurp chomp! The bartender bought me a drink, and a local guy let me use his phone to make a call, since I can't get reception here. Apparently all of Montana is a Verizon kind of place... Everyone is so nice here. I'm still waiting to run into the bad people, but it hasn't happened yet.

Wednesday: slow going. Whiskey doesn't help you ride better the next day... Also, it's hot and windy and the road is bumpy, and I'm clearly a little whiny.

I got to Havre, where I spent entirely too long on the phone, but it sure is good to have reception, and I had some great conversations. I also picked up another book, since I finally found a bookstore. Whew! I saw the Germans again on the road and then when I got to Havre. They're a pretty nice couple. I expect I'll see them again on the road tomorrow.

There is some road construction here, and I got stuck on a messed up dirt road. I finally got a chance to turn off it, but there was a big pile of loose gravel right where I tried to turn, and I took my first real spill. Right on my face. But it's just a bump, and I think my helmet absorbed a lot of the impact. The lamest part was that two of my bags came off my bike when I fell and then I was right in front of some cars trying to put them on and hold up my bike at the same time. Pretty frustrating. Someone finally got out of her car and held my bike while I put the bags on, so I got through it.

I still want to make a few more miles tonight, so I'd better post this and get going.

Monday, June 16, 2008

I have a new career

Friday: It really is all downhill after the continental divide. Well, mostly. It's crazy how fast the landscape changed from forested mountains to shrubby hills to grassland. It's also crazy what good time I made when I wasn't climbing a mountain.

My plan was to stay in Browning, which was only about 35 miles from where I spent the previous night, but it was all seedy. The only hotel I could find looked sketchy, and wanted $70 per night. I tried to find an alternative, but I got crappy reception and couldn't go online. I said to myself, "Screw this town! I still have six or seven hours of daylight, and Cut Bank is only 31 more miles. I'm going for it!" I talk to myself even more now than I used to.

This rash plan was going swimmingly, until the refreshing evening headwind kicked in. Blurg. I managed to make it to the hotel, fueled for the last few miles by my last packet of Gu, which I have been saving for an occasion such as this. (Thanks, Faith! I wasn't so sure about the "Espresso Love" flavor, but it turns out the bitter coffee flavor perfectly complements the pure glucose gel. Yum!)

I showered, ate, hot tubbed while doing laundry, then showered again. It's almost as good as the Korean spa all up in here. Aah!

Sunday: after bumming around and grocery shopping all morning, I finally hit the road. I expected to be hurting after pushing myself so hard for the last two days, but I'm really not. The terrain is definitely more manageable, but I'm also feeling much stronger. I think all of that time off the bike did me good. I made good time to Shelby, which was only 24 miles, and then wanted to go further. There didn't seem to be much on the road ahead of me, but I had enough water to camp out and make it to the next town.

There's not, however, a lot of places to camp out on the prairie. Someone I talked to suggested going up one of those dirt roads that crosses the railroad tracks, where no one would bother me. It's kind of a good suggestion, except that I've noticed the trains tootle at each of those crossings, and I don't need another night of that! I also got a mental image of hobos with bindles hanging out by the tracks, and that made me giggle. I made it to the Galata Motel, and called the number on the office door to inquire about camping. The proprietress, Sue, drove over to the motel to say I can put up a tent wherever, and sorry about how long the grass is, the unseasonable rain has caused it to shoot up. She showed me the pump, then unlocked the "back room," which has a bathroom for tent campers. She apologized some more about how dirty it was (it wasn't that bad) and said they just opened for the season, and I was their first camper. She's pretty chatty, and talked about how they had been full all weekend, because of a fishing tournament, and she was too tired to clean the rooms, so she'll do it tomorrow, and she was glad I didn't want a room, because she only had one that was clean. All this time she hadn't mentioned a price for my use of the yard and back room. I decided if she isn't charging, that's awfully nice, and if she is, maybe I can barter. I told her I wanted to take tomorrow off from biking and stay two nights, and I could help her clean tomorrow. She was shocked, but certainly liked the idea. We chatted for awhile longer with the last two fisherman, who were leaving the next morning. They gave me some great info about the road ahead, as well as a Bud Light. It was certainly no time to be a beer snob! I gratefully accepted, then set up my tent and had a hot shower.

No cell reception, though. My phone tried to tell me it had three bars, but wouldn't do anything.

Monday: (or should I say Saturday...) I sat around a bit, stretched for awhile, cleaned some rooms, ate lunch with Sue and her family, and sunbathed. Quite a nice day, really.

When I was thinking about what I wanted this trip to be, I considered not bringing my iPod. I left it behind when I went to Costa Rica, and was glad I did, because I felt like it would have removed me from where I was. But I realized this is not so much a trip as it is my life, and I decided to bring it. I'm glad I did, because a life without Fugazi, Don Caballero, Gogol Bordello and NoFX is a life half-lived. And the audiobooks are nice, too, since I've finished my real book, and I'm not seeing any bookstores on the horizon. I've started the book Kim recommended, "Social Intelligence," and that is some fascinating stuff.

Sue offered to let me stay in one of the rooms tonight, but I turned her down. Honestly, I think I've gotten so used to sleeping on my thermarest, I don't sleep well in beds anymore.

Some other motel guests discovered cell reception about a mile and a half down the road, so they drove me down here when they had to make a call, and I said I would walk back. It stays light forever out here, so I still have time. It's lame, though, because I can't stay up late enough for any good star gazing, even though I'm in the big sky country with nearly cloudless skies. It doesn't help that the moon is almost full.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

I'm making hemoglobin as fast as I can!

Saturday: During my cold and wet ride to Glacier, I met another woman touring cyclist. She is from Minnesota, and she talked her friend into sharing her dream of riding from coast to coast. They took the train to Seattle, then rode out on 2. That was the first route I considered. She said it was brutal, but beautiful, and she felt it prepared her for the bigger mountains. They're going to ride to Portland, Maine, then take the train home.

I got to the Sprague Creek campground, which is one of the smaller campgrounds that is accessible by car. All of these main campgrounds have special sites for hikers and bikers that are only $5 per person. I set up my tent in the cold rain, then dressed up in almost all of my clothes and walked a mile up the road to have a celebratory hot meal that I didn't have to cook in the rain.

It is so cold and wet. I think it is snowing a little higher up, but I'm not sure. They are not yet done clearing the Going to the Sun Road, so you cannot drive through the park from the west side to the east. This is actually good for me, because while the road is closed, hikers and bikers are allowed to go up as far as they are able. When the road is open, there are restrictions on the times bikers are allowed to use the road, because of congestion and safety issues. For some reason, even though I knew about all of the snow that was still up higher in the mountains, this didn't translate in my brain into "all of the hikes you are interested in doing are snowed in. You will not be able to climb a mountain for the view." Oh well...

Sunday: This morning I met some nice people from New Jersey, so now I have a bed and a shower if I'm near Hoboken.

I rode up going to the Sun Road today. They don't plow or do road construction on weekends, and I was told by several people that I can ride up "as far as you can," which I take to mean as far as the snow is plowed. A scant six miles past the road closure barrier, an estimated six miles from where the snow ends, and after only a few hints at the scenery to come, there is a sign that says no one may continue past this sign, under penalty of fines and/or prosecution. I stopped to have a snack and think about whether or not to break the rules. After only a few minutes a mountain biker from Kalispell showed up, and we discussed the likelihood of getting caught if we rode past the sign. He said he had ridden this road just three weeks ago, and it was open then, so he didn't see why it should be closed now. He reasoned that if we put the road closure sign away, then kept riding, we could shrug and say "what sign?" if caught. This seemed like perfect logic to me, so we put the sign away and agreed we had never seen each other. As I continued riding, I couldn't help but think of a section in that book "The Tipping Point" that talked about how people who would normally never break any rules would be more likely to break the smaller rules-- jaywalking, subway turnstyle jumping-- if other people were already doing it. After another two and a half miles and some fantastic views I came to a hike called "the loop," and decided to have a wander. There were a lot of blowdowns, and I didn't get very far before I came to a bridge whose railing had been broken by a blowdown. The bridge looked like its structural integrity was intact, but I decided not to test it, and went back to my bike. I continued a little further on the road, but I had passed the place where the road construction crew was working, and the road was pretty bad, and kinda gravelly. I decided not to take any risks with my not-a-mountain bike, and turned back. The ride back down was pretty fun, but I got super cold going downhill. Did I mention that it is still cold and rainy? When I got down to the Avalanche Creek area, I stashed my bike and hiked up to Avalanche Lake. It is one of the few hikes open right now, and is not super difficult, so there were a lot of people on it. Since it is so wet, this meant a ton of mud. I booked uphill until I finally started to warm up, then slowed down a bit and enjoyed the drippy wet forest. It reminded me of home. I expected to see a banana slug at any moment. The lake was beautiful, and the weather cleared up enough so I could see the surrounding snowy mountains. I walked to the other end of the lake, where the trail ended, then headed back down. It seems to be clearing up a bit this afternoon, but I don't expect it to last, as this same weather is expected for another ten days at least. Oh well... I will have to come back here sometime in July or August and spend some time doing backcountry hikes with at least one other person to help chat and ward off bears. When I was all alone up at the loop hike, I had to make noise to let any bears know I was in the area, so I sang a song I made up about hoping bears don't eat me, and I felt a little silly.

Monday: This morning I awoke to the sounds of birds chirping, rather than rain on the roof of my tent. It was only partially cloudy, and raining sporadically. This was my chance! I got ready as quickly as I could, then hopped on my bike and rode down to the Apgar Lookout Trail, hoping to make it to the top before the weather changed on me. I was a bit hesitant to do this hike, as Apgar is the super-touristy part of the park, and pretty much everyone I talked to recommended this trail to me. I was expecting it to be as crowded as the Avalanche Lake hike. But since there aren't a ton of options this time of year, and I had a chance of some pretty great views, I went for it. The last two miles to the trailhead were on a dirt road, but I managed to ride most of the way. It occurred to me that this road was worse than the one that turned me back yesterday. I guess I just wanted this more. Also, the weather was nicer, and I had remembered to bring my multitool and a spare tube. That made me braver.

I got to the trailhead and was pleasantly surprised to see only a handful of vehicles in the parking lot. The entire hike, I don't think I saw more than eight groups of people. This one is a bit steeper and longer than Avalanche, so I guess it's less popular. And it's Monday now, no weekend hikers out. While I was stripping off layers of clothing and marvelling at how much sun there was, I realized that in my haste to leave I have forgotten my sunblock. You'd think I hadn't been all pearly white for 31 years. Just then, a nice couple from Wisconsin drove into the parking lot and began prepping for the hike. I begged some sunblock off them and hit the trail. About halfway up, I began to get some amazing views of... Somewhere. There was a huge river, the Flathead, perhaps? And mountains and whatnot. I think I was looking south out of the park. I still haven't been able to figure out which direction I'm facing, now that I'm disconnected from my usual landmarks. As I neared the top, the clouds began to gather and a few raindrops fell. I reached the top just in time to see the view of Lake McDonald and the surrounding mountains just as the clouds closed in more and completely obscured the view. I'm bummed I didn't get out of my sleeping bag sooner. I was awake, but it was cold out there. At least I mostly got to see it, for a minute or two. I also had cell reception for a few minutes, so I got to chat with Newscat and hear a familiar voice. After a snack, I tried to make another call, but my reception seemed to have gone the way of the view. It got really cold up there, and I swear there was a snowflake or two. I put all of my layers back on and began jogging back down the trail, until I warmed up a little. I made it back down in just over an hour (it took almost two hours to reach the top), hopped on my bike, and came back to my tent. My feet are killing me. I miss my hiking boots. I hope you are going to put them to good use, Mom! My shoes have been wet since Saturday.

Tuesday: I think my shoes are almost dry. I took the day off. I was hoping to do one more hike today, but as this was the first hiking I've done this year, I'm pretty sore. I'm okay with doing nothing. There is a super cold wind outside, and I'd rather not be out in it. Not only because of the cold, but for the skin on my face. There's such a thing as sunblock, but windblock is harder to come by. I've been smearing a protective (I hope?) layer of aloe on my face when I will be out riding in the cold, but I am still pretty red and chapped. Maybe I should wear one of those ski mask thingies when I ride in the cold.

It got too cold in my tent, so I walked up to the lodge for an afternoon of sipping hot cocoa and reading in front of the fire. During my walk, the rain turned to snow. Okay, it was somewhere between sleet and snow, but still. Brrr.

I spent the whole day surrounded by people, yet talked to almost no one. I am tired of having the same getting-to-know-you conversation over and over. I think that is part of why my three days with Susan and her daughter's family was so nice. We got past all of that the first day, and the next two days were much more interesting. In our brief conversation yesterday, Newscat, who was on a business trip, asked how I dealt with the soul-crushing loneliness of travel. The truth is, it's only just now kicking in. I think I have a higher tolerance for alone-time than most people, and have enjoyed practicing my social skills on people I will never see again. I've been pretty introverted for most of my life, and this is something I have really been working hard on lately. It's a lot easier when there's really no chance of social consequences, beyond the immediate. But after 35 days without seeing a familiar face, and of only communicating through phone calls-- which help, but are no match for the real thing, and are getting more difficult with my recent reception problems-- I'm starting to fantasize about randomly seeing friends, or even people I've only met a few times before, on the road. How's that for a run-on sentence? Yeesh.

In case anyone is wondering, northwestern Montana is a Verizon kind of place.

While I was hanging at the lodge, the snow set in for reals, and it looks like I will not be leaving tomorrow, like I had planned.

Wednesday: there are worse places to be snowed in than Glacier.

I managed to pick-- no exaggeration-- the most exposed, snowiest tent site in the whole campground. When I arrived, I chose the smaller of the two available tent sites in the hiker/biker spot, wanting to leave the larger free in case someone with a bigger tent showed up while I was here. Since it was raining at the time, everything was uniformly drippy and wet, and it didn't occur to me that the other site might get less SNOW. When I woke up this morning, there was so much snow weighing down my little tent, I wasn't getting good ventilation, and it was starting to get a little drippy inside the tent. At least, I *hope* that's why it was drippy in there... I dug myself out with my poo shovel, wearing the $4 gloves I bought at the general store yesterday. For some reason, all of the better gloves only came in size large.

Last night at the campground I met someone who worked in the kitchen at the lodge, and he told me to come on by for breakfast on him. I took him up on his offer, and found the holy grail: buffet breakfast. After three plates of breakfast (the plates are bigger here than at that other place), I wandered out into the lobby and chatted with some employees about the weather. As I was settling in to read, I heard a familiar voice say "she's right there!" Susan was worried about me camping in the snow, and managed, through the power of a mother's worrying, to convince her daughter to come up and check on me. They brought me some of the most delicious hot chocolate I have ever had (from Mike's convenience store, go figure) and a doughnut. We had a nice chat, and Susan's mind was set at ease. I gave her my mom's number so she could tell her I was okay, because she was worried that my mom would worry. She's so thoughtful!

It looks like I may not leave here until Friday or Saturday. The campground host told me I didn't have to pay for tonight, since I'm trapped, and the campground probably won't fill up any time soon. There's only two or three others there. Here's to free stuff! I wonder if I can scam some dinner somehow... But it wasn't necessary, since breakfast, hot chocolate, and the doughnut kept me full all day.

While I was reading in the lodge, some guy had a seizure. His companion responded calmly and acted like it was the most natural thing in the world, so I assumed he was epileptic or something, and went back to my reading. Not so with the rest of the people here. They all crowded around, gawking. Not only does this poor bastard have regular seizures, but they must usually be a spectator sport. I bet he is also tired of answering the same questions over and over... It made me want to hang out with him and discuss anything but seizures and travelling.

One of the bartenders brought me a free hot chocolate.

I was literally four pages from the end of my book when this couple from California sat down near me to play cards, and started chatting. They were talking about how nice the decor is in the lodge, with the exception of the tacky fake flower arrangements. The woman went off on a spectacular rant about how they were ugly, and didn't fit with the decor, and what should be there instead, and how she complained to the manager about them. I was rolling. She was so right. They were getting some hot chocolate, and offered me some, and I said something I never thought I would say: "Thank you, but I think I've had enough hot chocolate today." I had a good time chatting with them, and then we were all getting ready to leave at the same time. They were driving down past my campground, and offered me a ride. That was nice, since the snow had turned back to cold, wet rain. The rain is making short work of the snow on the ground, but there is more snow on the pass and on the east side of the park, so I'm still gonna stick around for a while longer.

Thursday: It's kinda sunny and nice. I tried to hike up to Snyder Lake, but there was still too much snow on the ground as I got higher, and I didn't make it. My shoes got wet again pretty fast, so for a while I was pushing myself along on sheer cantankerousness, because I figured my feet couldn't get any wetter, so why not go all the way? But then the snow got deeper, and more slippery, and I was spending the majority of the hike just maintaining my balance, and I was like "Why do I care? It's just another lake surrounded by more trees and mountains. I saw some nice views like that on my way up here." I turned around and headed back. That's when I realized I am completely done with Glacier. Even though I still had the whole afternon, I didn't even try to do a less snowy hike. I just headed back to camp, changed, and messed around with my bike in the sunshine.

My original plan was to ride around to Two Medicine, which is a campground in the Southeast corner of the park, and spend two more nights there, but the direct road to it is now closed indefinitely because of the snow. I had been assessing my options of how to see the east side of the park, but I realized they all would cost more time, energy and money than I am willing to spend at this point. If I try to hang around any longer, I will end up resenting the entire park. I need to be moving again!

Friday: I finally left Glacier. I thought I would get reception in West Glacier, since I did before, but I only got it for about thirty seconds. Just long enough for my phone to tell me I had six voicemail messages, not enough time to actually call. I tried it in a couple different places, then gave up and rode on. This monstrous post will have to wait.

Glacier summary: it was beautiful, despite the early June weather. I saw tons of deer and little chipmunks and squirrels and whatnot, but no bears or moose or elk. I didn't get eaten or freeze to death. I will definitely be back for a better-planned trip in nicer weather.

I made it to a National Park campground on 2. They wanted $10 per site for pit toilets. I decided it wasn't worth it, and paid $5. I can justify it a million ways in my head, but really, being out of touch and the dirtiest I've ever been in my life is making me cranky. Also, everything I own is damp. I only managed to take one spongebath the entire time I was at Glacier (it was like 40 degrees!), and after hanging for three days, my quick dry washcloth is still not dry. Tomorrow night I'm getting a hotel near a laundromat in a town with cell reception, and I'm going to unpack everything, spread it all over my room, and crank the heat while I talk on the phone. I get all happy just thinking about it.

At least the weather has turned. It is mostly sunny and nearly warm.

Saturday: who has two thumbs and crossed the continental divide this morning? This girl.

Heck. Yeah.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Back to it

Yesterday the kind people I am staying with drove me up to Glacier to look around and get some information before I actually head up there for reals. I'm glad they did, because I was able to ascertain that the first campground at which I was planning to stay probably wouldn't be much fun for me, so now I can blow on by it and hit the next one. I picked up a map and some info on day hikes. I'm headed out today, and plan to spend about a week in the park. I don't really get cell service there, so you may not hear from me for a while.

Last night we went out to chinese food, and my fortune read "Sometimes travel to new places leads to great transformation."

I am eternally grateful to Susan for befriending me and being so generous. I had a wonderful time here with her and her daughter's family. It was a nice mental and emotional break as well as a physical one.

But now, on to Glacier, my first official destination of the trip. It definitely feels like an achievement, or I assume it will, once I actually get there. Coming so soon after being officially on the road for one month... well, I have a lot to celebrate tonight!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Livin' la vida lujosa

Susan's daughter and her family are so incredibly sweet! I came here expecting to camp in their yard, only to discover that my impending visit had motivated them to work on their guest house in a not-much-used outbuilding on their property. So now I have walls and a roof, a bed, an easy chair, a table, electricity and a heater. They let me shower (it's the first time I've showered without flip-flops since that hotel in Spokane), fed me and told me to do laundry. They said to stay for as long as I like. They might never get rid of me!

I am near the towns of Columbia Falls and Whitefish, something like fifteen miles from Glacier. I'm sure soon the wanderlust will kick in again and I will be off to see the ice before it melts.

Today Susan and her husband Jim took me into Whitefish to check out the great bike shop there. I picked up some degreaser and signed the touring guest book. Today also happens to be the thirteenth birthday of Susan and Jim's granddaughter. Happy birthday! I totally got lucky, because I got here in time for pizza, cake and ice cream. I'm loading up on the calories before I get back on my bike.

As to Kim's questions: I've never been good at answering superlatives. Perhaps it has something to do with my indecisive libra nature. The coolest and oddest things I've seen this week... I've been trying to add two photos to my new flickr account (http://www.flickr.com/photos/26490833@N02/ I think this link works. If not, search "peripatetically speaking" on flickr.com) that might answer those questions, but I am having some spotty reception issues, so I haven't been able to do that yet. I always find the weird little symbols on signs to be wacky. You know what they're *supposed* to mean, but it's so easy to see something different. I saw a couple of good signs on restaurants a few weeks ago that I didn't photograph. One said "Country Kitchens" and then there was a big mural painted on the side wall of the restaurant that said "A Mexican Restaurant." The other one said "(somebody or other)'s Bar and Grill- A Family Restaurant." So that's enough of what I find odd. The coolest thing: I know I keep saying it, but everywhere I look it is so amazingly beautiful. The mountains, the trees, the lakes, the rivers, Kootenai Falls... The other really cool thing was the breakfast buffet sign. That's probably an anticlimactic answer. If you had asked me the grossest thing, it would be easier, because I would only have to pick from the two or three larger roadkill items I have seen. The dogs always get me.

There is a snippet of song that keeps running through my head:

"Go where you think you wanna go,
Do everything you've been saving for
..
Promises, promises, promises-- words."

-Fugazi, "Promises"

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Whoa, the comments...

What the heck is going on in here?! Look, I completely understand the desire to maintain your anonymity online, and you don't have to share who you are with the group, but if you are so anonymous that *I* don't even know who you are, then don't be surprised if people get curious. And of course my mom is going to be curious, a well as a bit protective. She's my MOTHER! She has earned that right! We all have mothers, and know how it is. So fine. Be anonymous, say whatever you want to me, tell me I'm a nutjob for doing this, I can take it. But respect each other, and for crying in the night-- do not. Be rude. To my MOM! Everyone on the planet knows that disrespecting someone's mother is the same as asking for a smackdown.

Now, back to our show...

Sunday, while my four plates of breakfast were settling, I got a new bolt for my rack and chatted with some locals. They said not to worry too much about bears if I was near 2, because the black bears only seldom came down from the mountains, and the grizzlies never did. Good to hear.

Big food + little sleep = sluggish, but I don't regret a bite of it. Well maybe the biscuits and gravy, they weren't so good. I soldiered on for a couple hours, then took a nap under a tree. I was still pretty slow when I got back to pedaling, but since I had started early and didn't have to stop to eat (seriously, breakfast lasted all day) I managed to do some decent miles. It was mostly done raining by the time I finished breakfast and errands in Libby, then got kinda sunny-ish after that, but stayed fairly cool. Nice for riding!

I pulled off 2 onto McGinnis Meadows road. It is a national forest access road. My Garmin said there was something here called Pleasant Valley Park, but I didn't really believe it. There is a place called Pleasant Valley several miles NE of here, so it seems like a safe bet that the park would be over there somewhere. Anywho, I didn't find anything that looked like or was labeled as a park, but I did find a bunch of meadows and trees that I decided to camp in. There was a nice little half-circle of Ponderosa Pines (I think) right off the road that had dropped a bunch of needles, so it was a great place for a tent.

Monday: even more sluggish. I must be worn out. Maybe I only have 2.5 days of riding in me, rather than 3. I eke out a few miles that seem to be mostly uphill, then find a campground by McGregor Lake. It is a national forest campground, with toilets and water taps. A good place to spend my mandatory day off, and there's hardly anyone else here, it being Monday and all.

Tuesday: This morning I dreamed I was at a pizza restaurant that had an all you can eat buffet with both pizza and burrito fixings for only two dollars. That may have been the best dream ever.

Last night I started listening to the audiobook of "The Tipping Point," which analyzes what causes social epidemics-- fashion trends, word-of-mouth news, diseases-- to suddenly blow up and become huge in a certain population. I think it was written from a marketing perspective, but it was so interesting I listened for two hours and stayed up too late and had to force myself to pause it and go to bed. Then today I finished it. All 8.5 hours.

The book I have been reading, "The Rise of the Vulcans" by James Mann, is the history of Bush II's war cabinet. It is pretty interesting, if you like history and politics, which I'm not particularily into, but I didn't want to blow through my book in a matter of days and have to be on the hunt for a new one. Did you know Dick Cheney had his first heart attack in June of 1978, at age 37, when running for Congress? Holy moly! I was not quite two at the time. This guy has been having heart attacks for pretty much my entire life, and nearly half of his. (Insert joke here. Can't decide which way to go. Energizer bunny? Timex? Clones? Robot? Frankenstein's monster? Sucks life force from blood of newborn puppies? Purchases new hearts on the black market in third world countries? Too... many... jokes...)

Wednesday: This morning was the coldest, rainiest ride I have had yet, but I'll take that over wind any day! Spurred on by the weather and assisted by the many long downhill portions of the ride, I made record time into Kalispell, where the angelic Susan (from the Tri-Cities, remember her?) has offered to pick me up so I don't have to bike through the city. She is taking me to her daughter's place, outside Columbia Falls, where they have kindly offered to let me camp. It will be nice to converse with people again...

Sunday, June 1, 2008

The return to Highway 2

Saturday morning I bade farewell to Diane, the kind and considerate host (I'm assuming owner? I never think to ask these things until it's too late) of the Cabinet Gorge RV Park. It was a really nice place to take a break, clean and quiet, with showers and a laundromat. It is beautiful, and there are enough trees and bushes to give it more of a campgroundy feel than an RV parky vibe. For anyone who would like to visit, it is located about one third of a mile down a dirt road from the junction of 200 and 56 near Noxon, MT. (www.cabinetgorgervpark.com, email cgrvp@blackfoot.net)

56 is gorgeous. It follows a river, skirting some mountains and cutting through the Kootenai National Forest. There isn't much of a shoulder here, either, but it seems like a little more than on 200, and there is less traffic. The vehicles also seem to drive a bit more slowly and carefully, since this road is twistier and has more wildlife. I keep expecting to see the senile/sadistic biker drive by, pointing and laughing at me for taking his advice, but so far this hasn't happened.

I scared up a deer, who bounded alongside the road just ahead of me for a bit, before crossing over and running into the woods. I kept thinking, "If you're trying to get away from me, you should run in a different direction. But if you're trying to give me a good look at your pretty white tail, well done!"

Many hiking trails, campgrounds and recreation areas beckon to me on 56. It's tempting to pull off the road for a hike and then camp for the night, but 56 is only 36 miles long from 200 back to 2, and my plan is to get back on 2 today. If you don't stick with the plan, you get burned. Friday, for example: I was sunbathing when Anna called me. The sun felt so nice and relaxing, and it was such a good chat, I stayed in the sun for one full rotation longer than I planned to. And I got burned. Not too bad, just a bit pinker than I should be. But still.

I've seen a lot of Ron Paul for president signs out here. In fact, I can't recall seeing a single one for any other candidate. If Montana ran the country, there would be some serious changes all up in here!

I stop off at the rest stop at the junction of 2 and 56, and fill up my water. Now I am flexible about where I camp. I swear this is only the second rest stop I've seen on this trip. Can that be right?

Onward to 2, with it's huge, smooth shoulders. Vin Diesel has nothing on this highway. I ride a little ways, then stop to wander around at Kootenai Falls. I'm kinda hoping I can camp here, but there's a sign that says "No overnight camping." I cansider hanging out until it's closer to sunset, then just putting up a tent in the woods, because who will notice? And if they do, who would kick me out? But I have a hard time breaking posted rules, and I feel refreshed after the walk, so I move on.

The next town, Libby, is at least another ten miles, maybe a little more, and it is a bigger town, so I don't really want to stay there. I'm running out of both steam and daylight, and don't really want to push myself that far then ask about camping and be told to go even further. I check out a few roadside spots, but they are all either not flat enough or too exposed to the road and train tracks. Finally I see a hiking/mountain biking trail, so I push my bike up that a little ways and camp on a wide spot beside the trail. I'm sure I broke some sort of hiker rule, but I'm tired. I'll have to admit, I'm a little freaked out by the thought of bears. I tied my food and scented toiletry products up in a tree, but I *am* delicious. I think I'll look for a less wildernessy place to camp tomorrow.

Sunday: I barely slept last night. I mostly just listened to trains and every other noise while clutching my ASP and trying to doze. For some reason, each train that passes by this spot honks exactly four times, twice before and twice after they pass me. It's interesting, to my sleep deprived brain, to hear the Doppler effect of how the horn sounds coming and going.

I get out of there as early as I can, with just a snack, because I'm craving eggs and want breakfast in Libby. As I ride into town, I'm kinda glad I didn't come in last night, to sleep in an RV park in the suburbs. Although I might have actually slept. Oh well, there's always tonight. I'm starving and cold (it's raining) when I see the magical words: "Sunday breakfast buffet." Heck, yeah! I load up on fruit and eggs without even stopping in the bathroom to wash my hands. I feel like Dirty Larry. I haven't had eggs since May 14. Yum. I can't resist taking a sliver of ham, too.

Cell reception on 2 is spottier than I had hoped it would be. Maybe it's better on the flat side of the state... Anywho, the posting will be kinda random for awhile. I'll try to keep up the story as I go along, and then post when I hit a large population center with reception.

(the CIA isn't necessary, seattlenaturelover has revealed his identity to me. But thanks!)