Auntie: Who took a poop and didn't wipe or flush?!
Boys: Not me!
Auntie and Me: Uh-huuuhhh....
Me: Well, you're both taking a bath tonight, and I'm not hearing anything about "But I'm not dirty!"
Later...
Me: Alright, it's bathtime. Be sure you both wash out your bums really well.
Seven-year-old: What's a bum?!
Me: What do you think I WANT you to wash?!
Seven-year-old: Our butts...
And scene.
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BRAVO! A modern Shakespearean comedy of errors!
For you,
A Haiku
Babysitting Yikes
Better sitter than me
Children wash backside
-Wendy
Ruler of the WC empire from 2008-2010
I heart the haiku
Laconic at best, but then
Sometimes nothing's said...
Cheri Lynn,
As usual your posts are charming, and I am so glad that the boys are getting a chance to experience your Cheri-essence.
You are missed and loved, dear one!
Uthuh muthuh
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